Sunday, August 16, 2009

Kodak Moments

When will people learn? The main topic of conversation this week on top of the Teen Choice Awards? Ashley Greene's nudey pictures. Who knew the pixie starlet had it in her. O__o



I know for beautiful people it's hard to refrain from stripping it all off and going wild with a camera. Especially when you're young and your boobs have yet to reach your navel (Damn you, gravity!). And I especially know first hand what it feels like to be home alone and that Sony Alpha DSLR-200 is just staring at you with its massive black lens, silently urging you to take your top off cause you're so purty. O__o I mean...no I don't!



But taking photos/videos of yourselves in the nude was a horrible idea when Pam and Tom first made it popular in the 90's to when Vanessa Hudgens hadn't learned from her first nude scandal that hairy is scary. Don't take nude photos/videos of yourselves unless you're in the porn industry or you have no qualms of having the entire world ogle your goodies. I mean, really? Do you honestly need more proof or a constant reminder of how sexy you are? We get it. You're the hottest thing since sliced bread. Instead of taking pics of your nipples can't we just go to Disneyland? O__o Just a suggestion.



With that said...please check out MY nude pics @ www.dirrtyshielou.com!!! This week? Watch Shielou cook bacon in the nude. Woohoo!! Sizzly!



Myrna's middle name should really be Trouble. lol But I do say that with much affection. This time around? Sandman and Phantom of the Opera. How can I say no to her? Destiny and Dream were the hardest to make due to their robes. And yes, Despair is covered with rats. Not mice. :P



You can now sign up with my Yahoo! Group!! YAY! I'll be sending out e-mails as to when I update instead of having a definite date every week. I hope by doing this my stress levels will reduce considerably. :P Also, as an incentive to get you to join I will also be giving out free shipping to members for my anniversary in October! Ain't that fun!? Anyone and everyone is free to join! So sign up, let me know your name and address (private message me, of course! Don't post it in the message boards!) and I'll send you a postcard! ^__^ Other than that, just continuing with orders. I know. My life's uber interesting. :P

Lurve,
Shy

PS: Do you really think I have nude photos on the net? I can barely look at myself clothed in the mirror let alone buck nekkid. I'll leave all that to the pros.

PS2: BTW, I have no problem with Ashley Greene or her nude pics. She's a lovely girl and I know first hand that we all make stupid mistakes when we're young and hormonally driven (unfortunately, I'm also still stuck at this phase :P). But the lesson to be learned here is that beauty should first and foremost come from within. No camera can ever capture that.

8 comments:

Myrna said...

With all the rumors that have being coming around,I never thought this would come up... Nude pics 0_0 Oh well, as you said, people never learn 0_0 Forgive me for always bringing you trouble!!! ;_; Thanks for always accepting my ideas; I love them!!! ^_^ Also, I like the group idea, sounds like fun!!! Hope you finish all your orders!!! Take care...
x♥x♥
M.

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I just tell myself, 'kids will be kids!' Lol! If that's what they want to do, then so be it!

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